We Get Letters

Q. Why does a man who ostensibly makes a living running a clothing store dress the way he does?
-- Les, from Miles City

A. Assuming you're referring to Chris Crowell, unfortunately Chris has long suffered from Goofy Hat Syndrome. He has undergone extensive treatment, and therapists believe this is a cure, but alas, Chris hasn't found it.

Q. I've been in Run Camp for four years and I have never missed the "Blessing of the Rodents," and yet I've heard nothing about that so far this year. What gives?
-- Mamie, from Hamtramck

A. This time-honored tradition in all likelihood will be held in Portage this year (Week 5 or 6), depending on the weather. The emergence of a full moon in Week 3, the timing of Lent and the initials of supporting actors who prove to be the early favorites in Academy Awards voting are the primary factors in the exact date and location.

Q. I thought I heard that 50 percent of what you wrote on the blog was true. Are we in for a big surge or truth or something?
-- Janna, from Hoboken

A. Yes and no.