Who's (Really) In Charge Here?

THIS PHOTO OF WHAT IS BELIEVED TO BE A SECRET COUNCIL GOVERNING RUN CAMP WAS TAKEN AT BORGESS WOODBRIDGE LAST WEEK.


With rumors spreading faster than banks can fail, new theories popped up this week about what forces are driving Run Camp, and what the future holds for those committed to four more weeks of expeditions and six weeks more of organizational torture.

"I suspected Blaine Lam didn't have a clue," said Tim Bredahl, one of a growing number of disgruntled team leaders, "and between the fact that he rarely runs and what with the drivel he puts on the blogs, it's clear his mind is in another place."

Fears that Chris Crowell is now just using camp as a place to get in shape were compounded by reports that camp's "last organizational hope," Janeen Docsa, was on an "extended skiing vacation in Colorado."

"It probably shouldn't matter," said Team Leader Dan Moyle, "but conspiracy theory is conspiracy theory. And now we're hearing about the formation of cabals and the re-emergence of spies and moles on half-marathon teams. Very unsettling."

"When does Bobbie Lam get back?"