It's True!

Brought up on a series of charges ranging from Excessive Publicity to Upstaging Camp Organizers, Team Leader Sheila Clothier was given a one-week suspension from camp. To the delight of her team members and the amazement of camp officials, Clothier's persona was "transformed" in a manner that drew international attention and was declared a "world first."

"You've heard of people becoming a 'caricature of themselves', reported Eli Wiggleham, executive director of the New Zealand Association of Ufology and Paranormal Phenomena. "Well, Ms. Clothier managed to become a puppet of herself. We have no doubt -- suspension or not -- that woman was at camp Saturday."

To avoid an international incident, camp officials lifted Clothier's suspension immediately.