Hello, Borgess Run Campers! The basic rule of Run Camp is this: KEEP UP! No, we're not talking about speed. You can run as slow as you wish. But, you've got to be on your toes to know what's going on around you. Here are basic camp expectations:1) Always know the current whereabouts of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Even if they don't show up at Run Camp, as they did several times last year, we talk about them a lot.
2) We're always looking for edgy material for the blog. Feel free to eavesdrop on your teammates, and then share liberally with us. We protect the privacy of all snitches.
That's about it. Oh, yes . . . Two major developments in the off-season camp trades. Doris Dirks was dealt to a Chicago franchise. Tessa Emenheiser is the new Doris Dirks (without the quirks). Bonnie Sexton, technically, is a free agent, but she's involved in non-sanctioned camping elsewhere in the community. Brian Moon is the new Bonnie Sexton (without the looks, speed, organization or hair and nail products).
Hulsebus (above) is back. Sexton (flag holder) joins renegade forces. Dirks (left) passes the tiara.
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Well, off and running, literally! This blogger wants to say that the Borgess space team is definitely a little extra-terrestrial around the edges. Still, great structure, good coaches and supporters, and all around happy faces at mission control today. "Kalamazoo, we have LIFT OFF!!!"
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