Although it's a problem worldwide, the alien abduction of run camp cows continues to hamper effort of Run Camp organizers to provide pastoral scenery for the organization.
"This is the third year in a row we can't seem to keep cattle along Nazareth Road," said Chris Crowell, who carefully plans water stops near where cows graze peacefully.
"As bad as it has been in Kalamazoo," said Crowell, "I'm afraid it's going to be even worse in Portage." For more about the alien abductions click here.
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Say, this explains the cow that was missing from the jack-knifed tractor-trailer livestock hauler on WB I-94 today... Check WWMT.com for the complete details on THIS cow abduction!
Those aliens are tricky!
Maybe they cows are just tired of the "milkshake" joke certain runners play on them. After all, it's cold enough. You just have to shake the utters a little. It's a sad situation. So I've been told.
On a related note, you can stop alien abductions here: http://www.stopabductions.com/
Maybe that's what Darrin's Midnight Runners should wear for a uniform!
Cheers!
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