Puppy Give-aways to return

Coming under harsh criticism for failing to follow the traditions of earlier years, Run Camp officials have announced that March will be "Puppy Give-Away Month."

"I joined Run Camp because I heard I'd win at least one puppy," said a disheartened 15-year-old camper. "I got nuthin', and from what I can see, no one else is doing much better."

Originally dismissive, if not defensive, Camp Coordinator Blaine Lam blamed the cold temperatures AND global warning on the puppy give-away shortage. "People would just have to put them in their cars, and the poor little things would freeze while we're out running, plus if they kept their cars running during that time, we'd ruin the environment. It was a no-win situation," Lam said.

With temperatures expected to be in the 70s and 80s for much of March, "I think you can expect to see more puppies. Plus, they're easier to steal in Portage."