Experienced Run Campers are suggesting trouble is brewing in this year's Celebrity Series due to what they say is the "controversial coincidence" that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston would be appearing on the same Saturday.According to more than one source, the two used to be married to one another.
Celebrity scheduler Carrie Hybels says she was unaware of the former love connection between the stars because she had put so much of her effort into booking the female TV star separately from John Mayer. "And we were only talking with Brad Pitt because we couldn't get Johnny Depp," said Hybels.
"Plus, they both had open invitations, and I figured if they both just happened to be there in the same week, what's the problem?"
The problem, of course, is that Aniston runs 9-10 minute pace and Pitt's training pace is closer to 12 minutes a mile. "You tell me how I'm supposed to run with both of them," complained Nancy Vendeville, a member of "Bombshells in Smartwool."
Vendeville also suspects there could be trouble because, "you know, that divorce thing, or worse I suppose, the possibility that a different kind of sparks could fly, if you get my drift."
Camp veteran Heather Hudson doesn't think this will be as controversial as last year's unfortunate pairing of Sarah Palin and Stewy from Family Guy. "That just got ugly," she said.
Pitt and Aniston are scheduled to appear March 6 at the Kalamazoo Family YMCA expedition. Scheduler Hybels was already in a bit of trouble because she had prematurely announced that Michael Vale (of Dunkin' Donuts commercial fame) and Joseph Owades (who invented light beer) would be making the Celebrity appearances, only to find out that both died in 2005.
"It's only February," said Hybels. "Be patient. We'll have the big names in. Besides, a little controversy in the celebrity world is not all bad."
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